You do care. You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
1. State your name: anna
2. State the name that your parents almost named you: jasmin but i apparently looked too much like anna-maria (which is the actual full name but don’t you fucking dare use that) so jasmin became my middle name
3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? eh. if i don’t count my dad then i guess the middle daughter of mum’s youngest brother. or the sons of his older brother. idk i see my relatives like once in three years.
5. Did anything embarrassing happen this week? yeah probably.
7. White chocolate or dark chocolate? white!!!
8. Do people praise you for your looks? yeah and it’s awkward and makes me uncomfortable because yeah no.
9. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? black
10. How do you wear your makeup? depends on where i’m going and on my mood but uh i like doing my make-up especially if i have time so yeah.
11. What are some of your nicknames? ansku
12. How many bedrooms are in your house? i live in a very small studio apartment
13. How many bathrooms? one
14. Do you have a job? nope
15. Do you have a car? nope. can’t even drive.
16. Do you work out every week? lol nope.
17. Did you brush your teeth this morning? yeah
18. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? yeah
19. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? not alone
20. What kind of bathing suit do you wear? i don’t even have one
21. Do you like your eyes? the color yes, the shape no
22. Do you think you are pretty? no23. Who was the last person you talked to in person? dad
24. How much money is in your bank account? 1,70€
26. Do you want kids? yeah
27. Tell me what your back pack looks like: don’t have one
28. What celebrity do you think is hot? dylan o’brien. also: everyone
29. Last movie you saw in theaters: the wolf of wall street
30. Are you dating the same person you dated last year? yep still in a relationship with my phone
31. Has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? never dated soooooo
32. Have you ever cheated? nope
33: Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? yeah. more than one actually.
34: What do you like to do in your spare time? internet
35: Do you have a facebook? If so, would you add the person who you reblogged this from? i have but like— i barely use it but yeah sure :’)
you told me to send this to you sooooo you and me & me and ruki.
someone asked for ruki & anna so ill do u and me here
who cooks normally?: i so would because i’d literally try to impress you with everything because i really think you’re so cool and i’d learn drink mixing just to impress u and keep u on a pedestal ok
how often do they fight? we’d probably fight just because things are pent up like you have your life i have mine we both get stressed we both cry easily but hey we drink and it all goes away and we’re best friends by the end of the first bottle.
what do they do when they’re away from each other? you travel the world and try to find yourself and i do the same. you go to tokyo or something and i roll around in berlin. we come home with great stories and exotic teas and entertain each other for hours with just the great past experiences. we say “i wish you were there” so many times that sometimes we even go together and retell stories again and again because we’re so funny and perfect.
nicknames for each other?: i call you queen bitchcraft and god knows what youll call me.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: we’re both so broke but we’re so damn flawless some third party pays for us. every. single time.
who steals the covers at night?: i’d let you because i never know how hard your day was but i bet it was worse than mine. i’d sometimes snatch them though because i get cold too and you’re finnish blood and new york isn’t high enough latitude for that.
what would they get each other for gifts?: we’d buy eachother eyeliner and shoes and i’d buy you every moomin mug you don’t have.
who remembers things?: pretty sure neither of us have a functioning memory until the last minute. we always try for eachother but we fuck up, but hey thats just us.
who cusses more? i know i’m really bad but i feel you’re worse because you know 3 languages so you can curse in like all of them when you used ‘fuck’ too much.
who kissed who first?: you probably kissed me first because you were wasted and lonely and i had no idea what to do and it was one of the best ideas you ever had i bet ur lips are great dude
this is really cute help !!!!!!!